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Glow-in-the-Dark Monster Figurine: Red & Black Snail |
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Name: Red & Black Snail Created in: 2009 Details: This is a panda-eating snail, introduced into the environment to control the rampant panda population. The pandas were, of course, introduced to curb the rampant frog population, but it turns out pandas don't even like frogs. And the frogs? Well, see, they were brought in because of the banana-eating squid menace... |
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